submitted by jayconradnumbernine
This is absurdly hilarious.
GERTIE I FOUND IT.
Aaah oh my god I was literally doing this exact thing when I read this. ~creepy~
I don’t actually pee the bed, but I dream about peeing all the time and then wake up in absolute terror. This leads to getting up to pee at least twice a night. :/
This was definitely me. Probably the only reason those machines existed was for little kids, since I’ve never seen anyone actually using those coupons…
Do…do other people normally see colours when they do that? Because I only see black and white.
