merry ghost, motherfucker

Tammy. 21. College junior currently abroad in China. Pansexual. Magnificent.
Here's some fun facts about me:

I still can't make toaster strudels correctly.
I probably think about 'The Giver' by Lois Lowry every day.
I am afraid of butterflies and moths.
I really think bats are adorable.
Mountain Dew is the best but I won't fight you if you disagree because you'd probably win.

daftbanana replied to your post: daftbanana replied to your post: the university is…

omg that’s so bad dude… also your super high tolerance might be due to your german ancestry. in any case i’m so sorry you can’t even have a proper taco. that’s some ol’ bullshit. we’ll have tacos sometime after you’re home and margaritas.

i’m holding you to that promise man because i need some good food fast. also margaritas sounds like an a+ fun time.

1 week ago on May 13th | J | 1 note

daftbanana replied to your post: the university is organizing a trip this weekend…

since when does ms. barnes get drunk? the tacos i approve of greatly

qurl since i got here i’ve wanted to do nothing but get drunk and forget that i am here.

so far it’s not going well. like a month ago i had like 10 vodka and cokes within the space of like an hour and a half and wasn’t even tipsy so i’m either a werewolf or a pagan god, or doing it wrong, but you know what they say, i’m willing to give it a good college try (as many times as it takes)

(also they aren’t really tacos, just ground beef with taco bell seasoning in a tortilla. i’m pretty sure they don’t even have lettuce here. or real cheese, or jalapeños or anything required to make real tacos. dun care, still eating it.)

1 week ago on May 13th | J | 1 note
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realmofinsanity:

Im crying from laughing at this damn thing. NSFW just in case

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koloktos:

hapy valentines day

koloktos:

hapy valentines day

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it’s getting better

it’s getting better

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a typical interaction between me and my friends

a typical interaction between me and my friends

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heyitszombii:

juako27:

this post improved my life 501%

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I’M FRIENDS WITH AN ANIME

I’M FRIENDS WITH AN ANIME

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windows98:

how to pronounce “gif”

9 months ago on August 16th | J | 178,828 notes

bone-and-brine:

The game is played on a circular board with an 18x18 square grid with the corners cut off. In the center is a diamond shape divided in to four quarters with white and red at opposite corners. There are four outer triangles that are red, and the rest of the squares are yellow. A Pai Sho board…

9 months ago on August 14th | J | 16 notes

murgatroid:

mattsmithsexual:

remember in doctor who when a guy and a slab of concrete with a face became canon 

no we don’t talk about that

9 months ago on August 13th | J | 38,909 notes
daftbanana:

Me when Tammy would get off work last year and come in and I’m on the bed with my leg way up high and she’s just like “wtf” and I’m like “whatchu talking about ain’t nothing going on here.”

you might think she is lying
but

it’s all true

daftbanana:

Me when Tammy would get off work last year and come in and I’m on the bed with my leg way up high and she’s just like “wtf” and I’m like “whatchu talking about ain’t nothing going on here.”

you might think she is lying

but

it’s all true

9 months ago on August 13th | J | 47,011 notes
looks like it’s shitty doodle night here at chez battlegoats

looks like it’s shitty doodle night here at chez battlegoats

9 months ago on July 30th | J | 1 note
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nonethericher:

Gertrude expresses her Christian Bale feels after seeing The Dark Knight Rises for the first time. NSFW.

If you want to see a girl flip out over Christian Bale, look no further.

Now everyone can see that I am not the only crazy one among my friends. :)

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