September 2012
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gwladus:
callmekitto:
robot-heart-politics:
a-giant-slide-or-a-trampoline:
To Everyone Who Is Supporting Obama Because He “Supports” Their Views on Gay Marriage, Abortion, Feminism, Or Other Social Issues,
Are these issues really the biggest thing you should be focusing your vote on as taxes skyrocket, our debt goes through the roof, our economy crumbles, our Medicare system fails, our...
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Plot Twist: Colorguard gets hit with a clarinet.
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serenitywarrior:
gazzymouse:
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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
August 2012
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Today in Chinese class, we learned how to say...
As in, “my dog ate my homework, what do?”
Like, it pretty much literally translates to “what do.”
I was trying so hard not to crack up because I wouldn’t have been able to explain why it was so funny.
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fromrusholmewithlove:
socialistequality:
Ayn Rand is the Nickleback of philosophers.
This is the best philosophical analysis I’ve ever seen.
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*when my name is in a math problem*
class: *stares at me*
me: that's right bitches, I bought 60 watermelons
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virginsucide:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
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but why aren't you all drawing on my blog? →
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING
EVERYBODY GET IT AND LEAVE ME SECRET MESSAGES ON MY BLOG!
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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
I have primary fandoms, secondary fandoms, and tertiary fandoms, and they cycle in and out like electrons orbits in an atom.
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morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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My friend Zack has a theory:
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roranicus-pondificus:
textbookenigmatic:
sublimesublemon:
Captain Jack is the Face of Boe.
Captain Jack cannot die.
Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.
Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.
Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”
Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from...
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fasterfood:
stayingstrong-movingon:
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howtodresswell:
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
we shouldn’t be punching kids u guise
looks like we found the kid who you’ll all be punching
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“What horrifies me most is the idea of being useless: well-educated, brilliantly...”
– Sylvia Plath (via quota-tions)
como mis padres
(via fonsecadelsur)
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billhitchert:
man this has been the worst life of my life
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neyruto:
ive got two emotions: gay and asleep
Avengers: DVD extras are online.
Doctor Who: We raise you a new trailer and the Pond Life.
Sherlock: We raise you the three words of the next season.
Avengers, Doctor Who, and Sherlock: Waiting on you Supernatural.
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I'm at the Lake.
Starting junior year off right?
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